![]() It reads like a shopping list for the Bullingdon Club AGM. The breakout ‘Royals’ is very relatable for any graduate of Eton and Oxford. In case you doubted whether Murray Ball could see the future, one of the pigs in Footrot Flats was in fact called Boris. And because it includes various pigs, and David Cameron has dubbed Boris The Greased Piglet. Because it’s about a dog, and Boris has dubbed himself The Big Dog. ![]() (Johnson once encouraged defiance of a ban on fox-hunting, by the way, and wrote about how part of his love for hunting with dogs was the “semi-sexual relation with the horse”.) Dave Dobbyn – Footrot Flats: The Dog’s Tail TaleĪ no-brainer. “Had a lot of make believe, I don’t know if it’s you or if it’s me. “Now, you said it was yesterday, yesterday’s another day,” said the prime minister, gesticulating furiously at the assembled media. The glorious first single by the Flying Nun giants might be 44 years old, but the lyrics read just like Boris Johnson answering questions at a hastily arranged press conference after another yet another cabinet minister’s resignation in protest at inept, amoral leadership. They’re determined to find another way to roll him, despite the no-confidence vote a few weeks back failing by 211 members to 148. ![]() Mostly, though, this is a reassuring title for Boris to prop by the gramophone, as he faces the re-emergence of the pork pie plotters – so named because one of the MPs involved represents Melton Mowbray, birthplace of the pork pie. Goodbye Pork Pie – Original Motion Picture SoundtrackĬhuck in a VHS of this, too: the entertaining yarn about a desperate man who will stop at nothing to stay in the game, desperately gripping the steering wheel as the country yellow Mini swerves wildly in horror. If such a thing is available, the perfect format would be a Party gatefold edition, a cheerful nod to the numerous lockdown-breaching parties attended by Johnson, which landed him a fine from police.Īmong the tunes on Party: ‘I’m So Sorry’ and, of course, ‘What if Birds Aren’t Singing They’re Screaming’, a title which captures as well as anything the essence of post-Brexit Britain. For Bojo, a better bet is her second, Party. He's a man of few words and fewer expressions.Ardo gave Albo Aldo, or more precisely she gave him Aldous Harding’s eponymous debut album. Fai is the youngest smithy to achieve the rank of 'Master'. Running a shop in addition to being the royal blacksmith. Strangely though, whenever it's time to work, Veris tends to up and disappear! I wonder why.? Veris is high-ranking member of the Golden branch of the Knights of Faunestra, Veris is known as quite the upstanding hero. Strong-hearted, impulsive, and eager to learn, she's also smart, kind, or brave depending on your choices! GAZE AT OUR HANDSOME LOVE INTERESTS Lyre's strong sense of justice and habit of acting before she thinks has often led to her getting fired. MEET OUR CHRONICALLY UNEMPLOYED PROTAGONIST
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